January 19th, 2008


It's Seven Hundred Flavors Of Awesomeness In A Five Hundred Flavor Package

So, I'm watching "The Scorpion King" for the first time ever.  My god, this is just bloody glorious fun.  The Rock as The Rock pretending to be a barbarian.  Anachronism abounds.  Goofy shit at every turn.  It's got "Conan the Destroyer" and "Howard's End" beat by a dozen leagues.

My only question is whether this is The Greatest Barbarian Movie Ever or THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER?
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