July 9th, 2008

Count Dante

What Is Good In Life

Moving one's paladin into position to hit the high AC drow priestess with your last Smite of the day (plus Divine Might, plus Charisma amped to 22), nimbly avoiding an AoO from her war troll bodyguard, rolling a 20 on the die for an auto-hit...

Followed by rolling a mere 5 on the die roll to confirm the crit...

And running the numbers and realizing that's still more than enough to do the job ("Will hitting an AC 31 confirm?" he asked knowingly.)

55 points of damage in a single strike.  Yeah, the troll took half of it due to some magic tricksomeness, but it's the spirit of the thing that matters.

Yeah, I'm a geek.  Deal with it.
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